Ravi Shastri and his list of cliche phrases

An Andaz Apna Apna Addict: Why we still love it

It’s not just a movie. It’s your andaz (style) of living.

17. When you hear the song , “Papa kehte hain bada naam karega” instead ofthis:



Aamir’s ribbon cutting of the lock up scene comes to your mind.



16. You can’t be friends with someone who hasn’t seen the movie. After all, how can you hang out with someone who doesn’t get your Andaz Apna Apna references. Is there even a point in having a friend who doesn’t laugh or complete your Anadaz Apna Apna dialogues?



15. For you Robert & Bhalla are a cuter couple than Robert & Bella



14. When someone talks smack about the movie, you’re genuinely insulted.



13. When someone asks how was your interview, your reply is:

Hona kya tha? Unka ek ek sawal humare do do jawab, sawal ek, jawab do, sawal ek jawab do, sawal jawab, sawal jawab….chup lambi khamoshi.




12. Whenever you ask someone to sit behind you in a two wheeler, you say:

Uncle aap peeche baithiye…par phir main chalounga kaise?



And when someone asks you to sit behind him you say:

Chup kar…neeche utar…godi wale

11. You see bread & omelette and you think of:

Bread ka badshah aur omelet ka rajja BAJAJ…humara bajaj



10. You can’t say “Dil ki baat” without first saying ”Pet ki baat”



9. You own this:



8. Can quote any dialogue from the movie without fumbling, no matter how complex it is.



“Jab tum Prem se milogi, toh Prem ke prem mein prem deewani ho jaogi … meri premika”

7. You’ve watched this movie so much that you honestly believe that Crime Master Gogo is indeed Mogambo’s nephew…. And if people tell you differently, you just laugh at them.



6.  You’ve topped every Andaz Apna Apna quiz. You can even answer the questions like:

Asli Heere Kaunse Bag Mein Hain? Kale, lal aur Hare?



5. When you make a mistake, your explanation is:

Galti se mistake ho gaya



4. You can’t pick one favorite character from the movie. Whether it’s Amar, Prem, Teja- Bajaj, Robert-Bhalla or Crime Master Gogo you love them all. Truly, deeply & unconditionally.



3. You’ve seen the movie more than 10 times & you still laugh uncontrollably.



2. You use these catchphrases in everyday life

Sab Cheez Time To Time Honi Chahiye



Haath Ko Aaya…. Mooh Na Laga



Aakhein Nikal Kar Gotiya Khelta Hoon



Gum Ka Saathi Rum…Par Iski Adat Mat Dalna



Teja Main Hoon Mark Idhar Hai



HAILA!



Crime Master Gogo Naam Hai Mera, Aaya Hoon Kuch Toh Lekar Jaunga



Jitna Tha Sab Laaye Hain…



Do dost ek pyaale mein chai peeyenge isse pyaar badega



Bhabi hogi teri, Shaadi hogi meri



Balki main Toh Kehta Hoon Ki Aap Purush Hi Nahin Hain…Aap Maha Purush Hain…Maha



Baal Kate Bhi Hain Aur Pata Bhi Nahin Chal Raha Hai



And the #1 Symptom of your Andaz Apna Apna Addiction is:

1. You still get into debates over Raveena kaun aur Karishma kaun?





Source:- http://thewordnypmhetdiariess.wordpress.com/

Shah Rukh khan and his endless lists of ADVERTISEMENTS

If we go by TV ads, a typical day in the life of Shahrukh Khan would be:

Gets up

Brushes with Pepsodent...

Shaves with V-John..

Takes bath with Lux soap, rinses hair with Clinic All clear...

Applies Navratna Oil (Thanda Thanda cool) and rubs Emami Fair and handsome cream on his face...

gets into Lux Cozi

wears his Belmonte / Mayur suitings and Liberty shoes

wears his Tag Heuer & Omega ( one on each wrist)

drinks a cup of Tata tea with Sunfeast biscuits..

picks up his Nokia phone with Airtel connection...

drives in  Hyundai to go to ICICI Bank where he signs cheques with Linc pen..

He then gets home in the evening..

relaxes in his Nerolac painted house..

Has Top Ramen Curry Smoodles while watching movies on his Compaq Presario laptop

Drinks Pepsi / Frooti  to beat the heat

Watches KKR match on Dish TV on his Videocon..

Calls his friends over to have Bag piper / ROYAL STAG ( in case he wants to make it LARGE )

Before that, gives Geetanjali jewellery to Anushka sharma ( oh wait! shouldn't it be Gauri Khan :O)

and finally has a spoon of Himani Sonachandi  Chyawanprash before going to bed on D-Decor mattress.